The Broken Lawn Mower

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that
I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more
important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was
gone only a few minutes. When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass", I said, "you might as well sweep the
driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


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