2008 Olympic Commentators

The TOP 9 comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the 2008 Summer Olympics, which they would like to take back:

· Weight-lifting commentator: This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

· Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

· Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

· Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

· Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

· Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

· At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

· Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

Oh my God, what have I just said?

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