Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter.
Only in America do we leave our cars worth thousands of dollars on the street and put our worthless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Have you Ever Wondered:
Why the Sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on Mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitos?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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