JOB-URINE TEST

Another great idea!
THE JOB-URINE TEST
(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the
government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that
paycheck, I am required
to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have
a problem with
is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine
test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I
have to pass one to
earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping
people get back on their
feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone
sitting on their ASS, doing
drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state
would save if people had
to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

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