Priceless!

If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before

getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup,

hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined

to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour

of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted

to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall

and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'

A little surprised, the young man looked at him

and replied, 'I make $400 a week. Why?'

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed,

'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back.'

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room

and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here? '

From across the room came a voice,

'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.

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