Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
-Homer Simpson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
-Johnny Carson
In the long run we are all dead.
-John Maynard Keynes
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
-Steven Wright
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.
-Woody Allen
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