Quotes

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
-Johnny Carson

In the long run we are all dead.
-John Maynard Keynes

Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
-Steven Wright

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.
-Woody Allen

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