Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely:
Picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach
trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond and look it over,
as he hadn't been there in a while.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some
fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in
his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the
deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,

'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn' t come down here to
watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
alligator.'

Old men can still think fast.

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