Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like from a distance you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars started slowing down staring at my lifelike men And, of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not happy!
"What's going on here?" he demanded.
"My car has a flat tire", I replied calmly.
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him.
"Hellooooo, those obviously are my emergency flashers!"
Chainmail, Jokes, and Funny Stories! post#93
Chainmail, Jokes, and Funny Stories! post#93
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